// STEP 01HIDE
Every peen you place is a mission. 100 in the bag = 100 missions.
100 PEENS / $30EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION20MM — POCKET A HUNDREDRARES ARE A BONUS, NOT THE POINTHIDE. FORGET. RE-HIDE.OPERATION TINY RICHARD100 PEENS / $30EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION20MM — POCKET A HUNDREDRARES ARE A BONUS, NOT THE POINTHIDE. FORGET. RE-HIDE.OPERATION TINY RICHARD
// DROP 003 — 100-PACKEst. 2026
Little Peens — 3D-Printed Peens for Pranks & Novelty Gifts
HIDE IT.
FORGET IT.
LET CHAOS DO THE REST.
One bag. 100 tiny peens. 100 missions waiting to be deployed.Hide them in toolboxes, lockers, golf carts, your boss's drawer. A few rare pulls hide inside the bag — that part's a bonus.
- ▸ 20mm tall
- ▸ 100 per bag
- ▸ $30 flat
- ▸ 100 missions per bag
// 01 — THE PREMISE
One bag.
A hundred missions.
- Open it.100 peens. A handful of rares hiding in there somewhere.
- Pick a target.Toolbox. Locker. Glovebox. Boss's mug. Pew range.
- Deploy.Every peen you hide is a mission logged.
- Disappear.Walk away. Don't tell anyone. Days. Weeks. Months.
- Found.Someone gets targeted. Now it's their mission to hide it again.
Dimensional Verification
20MM.
Each peen is a 20mm tall, hard-plastic 3D print. Small enough to tuck into real-world nooks, but not so tiny it disappears under a Post-it.
- HEIGHT20.00 MM
- WEIGHT< 0.60 G
- MATERIALHARD PLA
- PER BAG100 UNITS
Realistic hides: inside drawers, cupboards, jars, and toolboxes; under or behind monitors, books, plant pots, keyboards, and car seats.
// SIZE REFERENCE// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY100 MISSIONS, POCKET-SIZED.// 02 — THE LOOP
HOW THE
GAME WORKS
// STEP 01
// STEP 02DISCOVER
Finding one means you've been targeted. Welcome to the game.
// STEP 03RE-HIDE
Once you've found it, the mission is yours. Hide it somewhere worse.
// 03 — WHAT'S IN THE BAG
BONUS
LOOT INSIDE
Most of your 100 are assorted colors — the workhorses, the ones you actually hide. The Rares, Chromes, Golds and Mythics are surprises buried in the bag. Pull a Legendary? Hide it somewhere legendary.
80%// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY×80Assorted · 80/pack
Common
The workhorse mix. 90 assorted peens — white, red, blue, pink, orange — for blanketing the wild.
6%// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY×6Black>25% · 6/pack
Rare
Worth a double-take when someone finds one in their glovebox.
8%// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY×8Silver · 8/pack
Epic
Bragging rights. Hide it somewhere it'll be photographed.
6%// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY×6Gold · 6/pack
Legendary
Most bags won't have one. If yours does, the hide better be.
~1 in 10// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY×chaseGlow · chase/pack
Mythic
Photograph it first. Then hide it like it owes you money.
// Odds are per-pack averages. Variance is the point. Guaranteed Common, Rare + Legendary.
// 04 — FIELD REPORTS
LEGENDARY
HIDING SPOTS
Every photo is a real hide submitted by an operator. There's one peen in each shot. Find it, then go do better.
// SPOT 01
Tool Box
// SPOT 02
Dirt Bike
// SPOT 03
Office Desk
// SPOT 04
Golf Cart
// SPOT 05
Gym Locker
// SPOT 06
Fishing Boat
// 05 — MISSION CARDS100 MISSIONS PER BAG
EVERY HIDE IS A MISSION.
HIDE IN A VEHICLE✕HIDE AT A CAMPSITE✕HIDE AT A WEDDING✕HIDE AT A GOLF COURSE✕HIDE IN A TOOLBOX✕HIDE IN A BOSS'S OFFICE✕HIDE IN A FRIDGE✕HIDE ON A JOB SITE✕HIDE IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM✕HIDE AT THE IN-LAWS✕HIDE IN PIT LANE✕HIDE IN A GOLF CART✕HIDE ON A SKI LIFT✕HIDE IN A GYM LOCKER✕HIDE ON A PORTA-POTTY SHELF✕HIDE IN AN AIRPORT RENTAL CAR✕HIDE IN A VEHICLE✕HIDE AT A CAMPSITE✕HIDE AT A WEDDING✕HIDE AT A GOLF COURSE✕HIDE IN A TOOLBOX✕HIDE IN A BOSS'S OFFICE✕HIDE IN A FRIDGE✕HIDE ON A JOB SITE✕HIDE IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM✕HIDE AT THE IN-LAWS✕HIDE IN PIT LANE✕HIDE IN A GOLF CART✕HIDE ON A SKI LIFT✕HIDE IN A GYM LOCKER✕HIDE ON A PORTA-POTTY SHELF✕HIDE IN AN AIRPORT RENTAL CAR✕
// 06 — HALL OF FAME
THE
COMMUNITY
WALL
Photo of your drop. Approved ones go on the wall.
BEST WORKPLACE HIDE47d
@dirtbag.dan
#01000
MOST EVIL HIDE12d
@grease_monkey
#02373
LONGEST UNDISCOVERED213d
@anon
#03746
LEGENDARY DISCOVERY1d
@cap.steve
#05119
// THE 100-PACK$30 · 100 UNITS · 20MM
BAG #00400
// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY// 07 — THE PRODUCT
THE
100-PACK.
One bag. 100 little peens. 100 hides waiting to happen. 20mm tall, matte 3D-printed, ready for deployment.
Some are rare. Some are very rare. You won't know until you open the bag — that part's the bonus, not the pitch.
// Pick your pack$30
// What's in the bag100 units
- 80Common
- 6Rare
- 8Epic
- 6Legendary
- chaseMythic
// How many bags100 units total
1 BAG
Max 10 bags per order. Recruit a crew, split the haul.
// Total
$30.00
$30/bag · free shipping in canada
- ✓ 100 PEENS PER BAG
- ✓ 20MM 3D-PRINTED
- ✓ MATTE BLACK PACKAGING
- ✓ FOIL-STAMPED LOGO
- ✓ 100 MISSIONS PER BAG
- ✓ MISSION INSERT + STICKERS
// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY// THE UNBOX
1 BAG.
100 PEENS. ∞ MISSIONS.
Matte black bag. Foil-stamped logo. "Mission Accepted" insert. Sticker for your toolbox. Then a hundred or fifty tiny peens, ready for deployment.
// LIMITED HALLOWEEN DROP$10 · 25 UNITS · 20MM
// RENDER · PRODUCT MAY VARY// SEASONAL DROP
THE
FRIGHT PACK.
25 little peens in pumpkin orange, matte black, and glow-in-the-dark. Same 20mm size, same hiding missions — dressed up for October.
Hide them before Halloween finds them. When they're gone, they're gone.
// DECLASSIFIED TESTIMONY
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// 08 — JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD
NEW MISSIONS.
RARE DROPS.
LEGENDARY FINDS.
A direct line to new missions, fresh hiding spots, and the legendary finds the community keeps pulling off.
No spam. No discount codes. Just chaos.