ABOUT LITTLE PEENS

Little Peens started the way most bad ideas do: one tiny 3D-printed peen left somewhere it absolutely should not have been, and a group chat that would not shut up about it for three weeks. We printed more. Then a lot more. Now they come by the bagful.

A peen is a 20mm tall novelty figure printed in hard PLA plastic. Small enough to disappear into a toolbox, solid enough to survive being found, moved, and hidden again by somebody else. That's the whole product, and that's the whole joke.

Printed and packed in Canada

Every bag is printed and packed here in Canada, which is also why shipping across Canada is free. Orders to the USA ship at a flat rate worked out per 50 peens at checkout. We keep the operation small on purpose — the fun of this is that it spreads person to person, not through an ad budget.

What we sell

Two packs, clearly: the 50-pack at $17 and the 100-pack at $30. Same peens, different body count. Seasonal drops show up now and then on the homepage.

Hide responsibly

Good hides go inside things people open, under things people lift, and behind things nobody has moved in years. Bad hides go in machinery, in food, or anywhere a kid could pocket one. Use your judgment. If HR calls a meeting, you were on your own from the start.

Curious how the game runs? Read How It Works or head to the shop. Questions go to contact.